Dwight is such a plank blocker.
The Office 8.01 - “The List”
Dwight: “Beer me, Jim”
The Office 7.08 - “Viewing Party”
Jim: *Clicks pen*
Dwight: “Stop it!”
Jim: “Stop what?”
Dwight: “You’re talking about me in morse code. And you know what? Jokes on you because I know morse code. Hah!”
Jim: “Heh. Yep. That’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time and with our very limited budget we went and got a nanny and then we went out and took a class on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.”
Jim: “Yep. That’s exactly what we did.”
The Office 6.23 - “The Cover-Up”
“Salesman is King. As the best salesman I am King of Kings. Oh, you say Jesus is King of Kings? Well, what does that say to you about how I think of myself?”
The Office 6x19 - “New Leads”
Dwight: “What the hell is this?”
Jim: “Oh.”
Dwight: “This is not Megadesk.”
Jim: “No. It’s not. They call it Quad Desk.”
Dwight: “That’s ridiculous. This is made up of three desks.”
Jim: “Oh my god. We’re going to have to rename it then aren’t we?”
The Office 6x19 - “St. Patrick’s Day”
Megadesk vs. Quad Desk
“I caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. Get a friend, loser.”
