Beeeeeeeeeee

Dwight is such a plank blocker.

The Office 8.01 - “The List”

Yeah.. one of the best parts of this movie for sure.

(Source: stainedglasscurtain)

This show is kind of the shit.

The Office 7.06 - “Costume Contest”

Andy: “I will now show you how to put this condom on using this pencil.”
Stanley: *laughing* “Oh god”
Andy: “What?”
Oscar: “Why would you choose a pencil Andy?”
Andy: “Well, I’m not going to use my penis Oscar! It’s not exactly hard right now anyway.”

The Office 7.04 - “Sex Ed”

True Blood 3.11 - “Fresh Blood”

True Blood 3.11 - “Fresh Blood”

Jessica: “Ooh I shouldn’t have done that.”
Tommy: “Are you kidding? It gave me total wood.”

True Blood 3.10 - “I Smell a Rat”

True Blood 3.05 - “Trouble”

True Blood 3.05 - “Trouble”

Love is like a sin, my love,
for the one that feels it the most
Look at her with a smile like a flame
She will love you like a fly will never love you again

Hel-lo Sheriff. 

Sookie: “I keep expecting him to come through the door and say, ‘Sookeh.’ “

True Blood 3.02 - “Beautifully Broken”

Andy: We’re gonna get through this so long as we both act like everything is perfectly normal.
Jason: I ain’t even sure what normal is anymore.
Andy: Well, for you normal is going out and getting tail so I suggest you start there.
Jason: No, that’s the old Jason. I wanna be new Jason.
Andy: Well, when this thing blows over you can go out and not get laid all you want to but for now you gotta be the Jason Stackhouse everybody knows. So conscience off, dick on, and everything’s gonna be alright.
Jason: Fine.
Andy: Say it with me: conscience off
Jason: [sighs] Conscience off.
Andy: Dick what?
Jason: Dick on.
Andy: And everything’s?
Jason: Gonna be alright!

True Blood 3.01 - “Bad Blood”